Here are a few funnies I lifted from one of those paper place mats you find in a cafe: Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is. * Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5; I know how to get out of my neighborhood. * Bad decisions make good stories. * I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. * I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. * How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? And finally the laugh of the day: * The first testicular guard, the "cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important!
Have a great day, everyone!